A NOBLE CAUSE

This is a noble cause. Nobler than all those chain letters claim to be. It's not about any girl who has some deadly disease or about a married couple who cannot be uited. Not even about a dog who has only one eye. Or even about the poeple who live in Africa. It's about a dear friend...a dear friend named -- Prerna!
What's up with Prerna, you'd ask? It's a deadly disease. She's started using something that her mother has told her she doesn't have. Probably only to prove us wrong, but it is causing serious consequences, deadly, even! It's horrible, breathtaking and annoying.
What is it? Her mind. She's using it for such unjustified acts that ...damn!
How? She's accusing me. And Aanchal. And Disha. And Vasudha. And God knows who else. She's accusing us falsley, of course, because, she's way better. She says she doesn't feel like posting. Why? Because 'you guys write so well, I don't feel like writing. All of you, mera man hi nahi karta, yaar'
'That's not true, Prerna, you know that!", I say, waiting for my thoughts to be contradicted.
Sure enough! Here comes her false yet determined thoughts.
'Seriously, Kritika, even you know it's true'
Really? Do I?

Hmm....Did I hear you write Prerhu? You feeling the Aanchal pangs...Looks like I'm next, whatsay?